Tuesday, December 15, 2009
Friday, June 19, 2009
Here are some pictures of Penny Mathis for you. I'm sure they leave some more imagination for you to do, but, since you have no life because you're too burned out playing Nintendo in your parents basement, or, maintaining you're a straight man even though you're actually visiting men's brothels after midnight because you own a hair-salon exclusively for men down in Texas, I'm sure you'll do just fine. Cheers.
Posted by Darwin at 9:23 AM
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Here's some new pictures of Leighton Meester in a bathing suit (and a bonus of her tits). You guys get a bonus of a closeup of her breasts only because you must be so lonely in your parents basement, and not going out too much isn't a good thing, because it only exposes you to your pretend girlfriend on the Nintendo System. Being in your 30's, and still living in your parents basement isn't a good look. So, I feel bad for you.....hence, the bonus pictures of Minka Kelly working out in a park. Minka Kelly is not naked, but, it's still more ass than you've seen in years. Cheers.
Posted by Darwin at 2:27 PM
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Actually, thanks to the creepy camera-man, Jessica Simpson has given you losers a reason for living. Gone are the days where you ripped a picture out of your father's Penthouse and glued a picture of Jessica Simpson's head on it, just to see what her naked ass would look like. Now, you get a bonafide close-up of Jessica Simpson's crotch, which will be the closest you ever come to this ass. Now, get back to your Nintendo......Cheers.
Posted by Darwin at 1:44 PM
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
If any of you losers who read this site actually "tweet" as it's called when you post something to that shit site, Twitter, you should just go down the street and asked people to smash you in the face several times, and the "tweet" about how you just got your ass kicked. Do any of you losers who "tweet" actually think someone gives a shit about your pathetic loser life, as in, "I just went to the bathroom", or "10:45 pm, still playing Grand Theft Auto", or "For the fifth time today, I just smelled my neighbors stained underwear that I stole from the laundry mat." Face it, people who "tweet" are fucking losers and no one gives a shit about your stupid life. No one wants to get a text message about your boring as shit life at 2:00 a.m. to tell them that you "walked home alone from the bars again and will be beating off to my poster of Lara Croft once again." I keep watching that pig c*nt Michelle Caruso Cabrera and her ugly co-host that looks like a Freddy Kruger big bird conservative piece of shit, Dennis Kneale, on CNBC Powerlunch, talk about how they "tweet" and have to look at MCC with her douchbag smile thinking she's all up on high tech. She's a piece of shit too. Just like anyone who "tweets". Having said that, I hope nothing more than Twitter and all the losers who made that stupid site go out of business, because it's just another example of some shit company that everyone thinks is cool, but in reality, will never make ANY money, and will always have a bunch of geek morons who think people care about their daily lives masturbating on their computer all day long.
Having said that, here's some pictures of Anna Farris that you can jerk off to, and then "tweet" that update to all your loser friends. Cheers.
Posted by Darwin at 2:26 PM
Thursday, March 19, 2009
I'm not really sure who Penny Mathis is, and nor do I really care. I can only assure you she's some hot girl that only dorks who attend auto shows and Star Trek conventions know of. Either way, she's hotter than the girl you fantasize daily about - you know, your faux girlfriend from Grand Theft Auto 5. Cheers.
Posted by Darwin at 9:10 AM
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
OK. Here are some new pictures of Kim Cloutier. I have never heard of her before and have probably never seen her before. And, chances are, none of you geeks out there will never even get to touch a girl that looks like this. So, I present to you pictures of her in hopes that you will finally put your joysticks down and stop playing dungeons and dragons, and check out what a real girl looks like. My girlfriend looks like her. Unfortunately, your girlfriend is some girl on cyberspace that is probably some guy living in his parents basement in Idaho, talking to you from his father's computer. Cheers.
Posted by Darwin at 11:45 AM