PENNY MATHIS (IS) NOT NAKED BUT HOT

Here are some pictures of Penny Mathis for you. I'm sure they leave some more imagination for you to do, but, since you have no life because you're too burned out playing Nintendo in your parents basement, or, maintaining you're a straight man even though you're actually visiting men's brothels after midnight because you own a hair-salon exclusively for men down in Texas, I'm sure you'll do just fine. Cheers.

LEIGHTON MEESTER (IS) ALMOST NAKED

Here's some new pictures of Leighton Meester in a bathing suit (and a bonus of her tits). You guys get a bonus of a closeup of her breasts only because you must be so lonely in your parents basement, and not going out too much isn't a good thing, because it only exposes you to your pretend girlfriend on the Nintendo System. Being in your 30's, and still living in your parents basement isn't a good look. So, I feel bad for you.....hence, the bonus pictures of Minka Kelly working out in a park. Minka Kelly is not naked, but, it's still more ass than you've seen in years. Cheers.

JESSICA SIMPSON (IS) GIVING A CROTCH SHOT

Actually, thanks to the creepy camera-man, Jessica Simpson has given you losers a reason for living. Gone are the days where you ripped a picture out of your father's Penthouse and glued a picture of Jessica Simpson's head on it, just to see what her naked ass would look like. Now, you get a bonafide close-up of Jessica Simpson's crotch, which will be the closest you ever come to this ass. Now, get back to your Nintendo......Cheers.
Source: Drunkenstepfather.com

TWITTER (IS) GAY, SUCKS, FOR LOSERS, AND STUPID

If any of you losers who read this site actually "tweet" as it's called when you post something to that shit site, Twitter, you should just go down the street and asked people to smash you in the face several times, and the "tweet" about how you just got your ass kicked. Do any of you losers who "tweet" actually think someone gives a shit about your pathetic loser life, as in, "I just went to the bathroom", or "10:45 pm, still playing Grand Theft Auto", or "For the fifth time today, I just smelled my neighbors stained underwear that I stole from the laundry mat." Face it, people who "tweet" are fucking losers and no one gives a shit about your stupid life. No one wants to get a text message about your boring as shit life at 2:00 a.m. to tell them that you "walked home alone from the bars again and will be beating off to my poster of Lara Croft once again." I keep watching that pig c*nt Michelle Caruso Cabrera and her ugly co-host that looks like a Freddy Kruger big bird conservative piece of shit, Dennis Kneale, on CNBC Powerlunch, talk about how they "tweet" and have to look at MCC with her douchbag smile thinking she's all up on high tech. She's a piece of shit too. Just like anyone who "tweets". Having said that, I hope nothing more than Twitter and all the losers who made that stupid site go out of business, because it's just another example of some shit company that everyone thinks is cool, but in reality, will never make ANY money, and will always have a bunch of geek morons who think people care about their daily lives masturbating on their computer all day long.

Having said that, here's some pictures of Anna Farris that you can jerk off to, and then "tweet" that update to all your loser friends. Cheers.

PENNY MATHIS (IS) IN HER PANTIES

I'm not really sure who Penny Mathis is, and nor do I really care. I can only assure you she's some hot girl that only dorks who attend auto shows and Star Trek conventions know of. Either way, she's hotter than the girl you fantasize daily about - you know, your faux girlfriend from Grand Theft Auto 5. Cheers.

KIM CLOUTIER (IS) A NEW NAKED SWIMSUIT MODEL

OK. Here are some new pictures of Kim Cloutier. I have never heard of her before and have probably never seen her before. And, chances are, none of you geeks out there will never even get to touch a girl that looks like this. So, I present to you pictures of her in hopes that you will finally put your joysticks down and stop playing dungeons and dragons, and check out what a real girl looks like. My girlfriend looks like her. Unfortunately, your girlfriend is some girl on cyberspace that is probably some guy living in his parents basement in Idaho, talking to you from his father's computer. Cheers.

UPDATE: BOSTON'S BEST AND WORST STEAKHOUSES

Based on recent experience, Grille 23 is no longer the WORST STEAKHOUSE IN BOSTON. That title now goes to Plaza III, Kansas City Steakhouse in Fanuil Hall, Boston.

I got a T-bone steak there lastnight. It was SO bad, my dog, who normally goes nuts over leftover steak, didn't even really want the thing, and kinda looked like she was feeling like shit after eating the swill. I should have known better when there were 7 people in the entire restaurant on a Wednesday night (3 of them were the staff)(the other 3 were myself, a co-working, and a client). The steak tasted like ass. In fact, it very well could have been the bowel of the cow, instead of the actual meat on its back.

So, if you're in the mood for a piece of carcass that tastes like it's been rotting in the desert for a couple of weeks, Plaza III in Boston is your place.

For more steakhouse reviews, please see below:

1. Fleming's (Rated Best)
2. Abe & Louis
3. Capitol Grille
4. Morton's
5.*****
6.*******(VARIOUS LOCAL DELI'S IN THE CITY)
7.*****
8.***
09. Burger King
10. McDonalds
11. Wendy's
12. Bitsuteki
13. Local deli
14. Smith & Wollensky's
15.***
16.*****
17.*******(VARIOUS ROACH COACHES THROUGHOUT BOSTON)
18.*****
19.***
20. Pine Street Inn Homeless Shelter
21. Medieval Manor
22. Grille 23 (Rated Second Worst as of 1/22/09 simply due to the fact that Plaza III is atrocious)
23. Plaza III (Worst in Boston - bar none)

Let's take a look at how we arrived at these findings.

Rated BEST Steakhouse in Boston, Fleming's has never once served me a bad meal. Try the Coconut Tears or Melontini for a drink. Go with the Fleming's potatoes, or Blue Cheese Mashed for a delicious side. The filet or NY Strip is a must, it has always been tender and juicy. Finish it off with the best chocolate molten lava cake and ice cream in the city. Ambiance is good, quality of people is good, service is good. Great for 20-30 somethings.

Coming in a very close SECOND, Abe & Louis offers perhaps the best "bone-in" filets in the city, and one of the most phenomenal pieces of chocolate cake you will ever have. The bar scene is good for older, wealthy, 40 somethings, trolling the bar for some slut who wants to be taken care of by a sugar daddy.

In THIRD place, Capitol Grille has good ambiance, serves up great appetizers, and a great piece of tender meat for a meal. Prices are fairly reasonable as well. The bar scene, however, is pretty weak, as its mainly filled with white trash ho's, who try and impress by dressing in cheesey Versace outfits.

FOURTH place goes to Morton's, home of the dungeon atmosphere, but best lamb chops and mint sauce in the city.

In 5th through 8th place, just walk into any local deli on any street corner in Boston, ask for the sirloin or "steak and egg", and you're bound to get a decent piece of meat (at least the quality will be much better than the following steak "houses").

Rounding the corner in 9th, 10th, and 11th place, are the three big fast food joints. For $5.25, you can get a nice piece of meat, that is guaranteed to be juicy and satisfy your hunger. Best in overall bang for your buck.

Coming in at 12 and 13, are Bitsuteki and Plaza III, respectively. Really not much to say about these places, as Bitsuteki is just a tourist trap, and so is Plaza III. The meals are so, so, atmosphere is so, so. Prices are so, so. Of note, if you are looking to pick up some drunken' buffoon, relic of the Roaring 90's stock market, look no further than the last bar stool at Plaza III. There's always bound to be some boozehound, irish trader puking all over himself at One in the Afternoon.

Smith & Wollensky's would be ranked WORST steakhouse in Boston, if Grille 23 actually burned to the ground (which it should). However, since Boston isn't that lucky, S & W comes in at 14. Located in the cheesy "Castle" in Back Bay, this is the place losers go if they want to feel like they are "royalty". Go there some night if you're interested in joining a bunch of phony old people from the suburbs, looking to see what a New York or Chicago steak might actually taste like. Or, join a skank at the bar for a drink. Just say you pulled up in a Mercedes and you're bound to get some action by the end of the night from some suburban North Shore tramp. Oh yeah, did I tell you the steaks taste like 50 Steak 'Ums pressed into a ball?

On the home stretch, we have various Roach Coach Trucks, the Pine Street Inn Homeless Shelter and Medieval Manor, respectively. Each one of these brassieries is bound to serve you a better quality meal than Boston's WORST rated Steakhouse according to WAFSBOSTON.BLOGSPOT.COM. This dubious distinction goes to...........((((DRUMROLL PLEASE))))......

Grille 23! Here is a checklist for what to expect if you make the mistake of dining at this awful shithole of a Back Bay excuse for a steakhouse:

BoTox Hen, at the bar, pecking away at her dried out piece of shit they call a Filet:

BoTox Hen, looking like her face is melting away with each sip of her cocktail, looking for wealthy man to pay for her meal:

Pretencious dickhead retail stock-broker whispering in his buddies ear that the BoTox Hen is interested in him:

Overpriced martini which tastes like watered-down urine:

Worst service in Boston (or perhaps anywhere):

Cold, stale calimari:


Caesar Salad with wilted lettuce and sized comparable to Wendy's .99 cent value meal side salad:
$15 Crab cakes the size of a U.S. Quarter:

Blue Cheese Mashed potatoes served ice cold:

All 5 steaks served drier than a Slim Jim:

One Gallon of Bernaise Sauce and 3 glasses of water to help steak down throat:

Grille 23 ranks as the WORST steakhouse in Boston, perhaps even the worst steakhouse I have ever been to in the United States. I'd like to put my fist through the cocksucker's face who keeps ranking this shithole as one of the top steakhouses in Boston (perhaps, simply, for a lack of steakhouses in Boston, this swill-hole continues to get noticed). Not only did the quality of service SUCK, but the ambiance SUCKED just as badly, as the place is filled with suburbanites on dates, college kids with their parents money, BoTox hen's looking for dates at the bar, and a bunch of dweebs that read Boston Magazine's "Best of Boston" (which, by the way, from what I understand, get's "paid off" to write good things about Boston's "Best of"). To top if off, it is, by far, the most expensive steakhouse in Boston, and by far, serves up THE SHITTIEST food. If you want a steak that tastes like it's been sitting in the freezer for over a month, and has been re-heated in the microwave multiple times, then Grille 23 is your place. Not to mention, paying $40 + for the piece of dog-carcass. I really don't know who the Executive Chef of this dump is, but he seriously needs a hell-beating for charging that much money for this steaming pile of shit.

Do yourselves a favor. If you're frugal, go to a 7/11, get a pack of Slim Jims, heat them in the microwave, let sit for 10 minutes, serve cold with Idaho Spud mashed potatoes. This would be the equivalent of a Grille 23 meal, while saving at least $100.00. If you want to impress your date, or company, with a good meal, go to Fleming's, Abe & Louis, or Capitol Grille - you won't be disappointed.

(feel free to circulate this to one person so they will avoid this travesty)

WAFS